“I owe you a coffee.”
— Farhan. In a meeting. Again. To you.
He says it in every stand-up, every catch-up, every corridor ambush. The snag: Farhan has the memory of a goldfish and never carries cash. So we wrote it all down. This is the running tab of every coffee he owes — and yes, your name is almost certainly on it.
How this racket works
Three steps. One reluctant benefactor. Zero cash ever exchanged up front.
He makes the promise
Somewhere between "great point" and "let's take this offline", Farhan hears himself say it: "I owe you a coffee." He means it. He also forgets it approximately four seconds later.
It lands on the ledger
That's where this page comes in. Every promise gets a name and a cup count on the board below — a public, permanent, mildly embarrassing record. No more "did I say that?"
You collect, in person
Catch him in the same room and call it in. Oat flat white, double espresso, dealer's choice — the debt is yours. Tap-to-redeem lands here soon, so the board keeps itself honest.
Q. How does Farhan keep track?
He doesn't. That is the entire problem, and the reason this page exists. Consider it his outsourced memory — a to-do list he can never claim he never saw.
Q. How do I redeem mine?
For now: find your name, remind him in person, and hold him to it. Coming soon: a one-tap claim right here that pings Farhan live — so there's nowhere left to hide.