The Coffee Ledger · Farhan's tab
0 owed· 0 creditors
Serial coffee offender

“I owe you a coffee.”

— Farhan. In a meeting. Again. To you.

He says it in every stand-up, every catch-up, every corridor ambush. The snag: Farhan has the memory of a goldfish and never carries cash. So we wrote it all down. This is the running tab of every coffee he owes — and yes, your name is almost certainly on it.

0
cups owed, total
0
people he owes
THE DEBTOR · AT LARGE A Lego minifigure of Farhan in a black suit and blue tie, glasses, standing on a leafy street — the coffee debtor in question.
Farhan owes the entire room
0cups outstanding
getting your coffee in person ☕
Farhan honouring his word — delivering the cup of coffee.

How this racket works

Three steps. One reluctant benefactor. Zero cash ever exchanged up front.

1

He makes the promise

Somewhere between "great point" and "let's take this offline", Farhan hears himself say it: "I owe you a coffee." He means it. He also forgets it approximately four seconds later.

2

It lands on the ledger

That's where this page comes in. Every promise adds a cup to your name on the board below — a public, permanent, mildly embarrassing record. No more "did I say that?"

3

You cash in your cups

Catch him in the same room, then hit Claim Reward right here. Spend as many cups as you like in one go — 1 for a coffee, 3 for a sandwich, 10 for a box of Neuhaus — and keep the rest. The balance drops live for everyone, Farhan included.

Q. How does Farhan keep track?

He doesn't. That is the entire problem, and the reason this page exists. Consider it his outsourced memory — a to-do list he can never claim he never saw.

Q. How do I redeem mine?

Find your name, catch Farhan in person, and hit Claim Reward — then pick any mix of coffee, sandwiches, or a Neuhaus box, up to the cups you've banked. The tally drops instantly, everywhere, and every redemption is logged.

The debt board